Today marks the return of the ever popular Top 5 lists. Today also marks the second straight night that one of my Top 5 made its appearence on the late airing on the local UPN. Without further ado…
- You Only Move Twice — The Hank Scorpio episode!! “Ohhh, the Denver Broncos?!?”
- The Trilogy of Error — The episode where Marge cuts off Homers thumb while cutting brownies. As told through the eyes or Homer, Lisa and Bart. “Here it is boys, 123 Fake Street, home of Knify Wifey” (Wiggum), “Shut up your face” (Linguo)
- Weekend at Burnsie’s — Homer gets his eyes maimed by his murder of crows. “They call ‘em fingers, but I’ve never see ‘em fing…Oh, there they go.” (Otto)
- Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment — The Beer Baron episode. “Listen, rummy, I’m gonna say it plain and simple. Where’d you pinch the hooch? Is some blind tiger jerking suds on the side?” (Rex Banner)
- The Old Man and the Key — Grandpa gets his license to impress some hoochy at the Retirement Castle. In a great reversal of roles, Homer treats Grandpa like his son and takes his license away for wrecking the car. “Your jacket! She burns!, Then I burn with her. For I would rather die, than have people not know what stores I have been to.”
Honorable Mentions:
The Frank “Grimey” Grimes episode
The Behind the Laughter episode
I also found that LardLad.com has a cornucopia of Simpsons quotes in MP3 format organized by season and episode.
